Like petals on a wet, black bough.
May 2011
138 posts
WHY are people so fucking retarded? Get your shit together, you’re not going anywhere with the way you’re living your life.
So stressed, please just take me home where I can sleep in my sunshine room and sit under my friend’s kitchen tables playing cards, and lose myself in the glass ship of a library, and drive to nowhere with my music blasting and nothing weighing me down just wind whipping my hair
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“It sounds like Dory when she was making whale noises.”
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-LMAO, my cousin’s reasoning on why she doesn’t like Dubstep. (via yesiknowiamtall)
hahahahahahaa
“Stop attacking The Weather Girls, they’re one of my favorite groups. … yeah, I love them.”
—Bill O’Reilly • In the process of a highly entertaining verbal spar with “The Daily Show” host Jon Stewart, O’Reilly let this bit of info slip. It’s worth mentioning that Stewart wasn’t attacking The Weather Girls so much as using “It’s Raining Men” as an example of non-literal songwriting, but let’s be honest, that’s of less interest than imagining Bill O’Reilly jamming out to the high energy, synthesized tones of their hit single. Big ups to Martha Wash! Down with C+C Music Factory! source (via • follow)
Pashay ennikya ninnay ippulum ishtumah.
People who make the same face in every picture.
Lindsey Lohan:
Beyonce:
Duck-Face Girl:
Paris Hilton:
Nick Jonas:
Lady Gaga:
Paula Dean:
Kristen Stewart:
Brock:
I guess I’m just disappointed in how stupid you are, and how smart I thought you were. Though, what defines stupidity? I guess it has to do with the failure of the standards people set up for themselves, though who am I to judge? Try as I might, I can’t help but lower my regard for you. I’m sorry. I usually hold myself to a higher standard as well, but we’re all human, right?
“I think there was a mistake made in the universe, and I was accidentally born into a human body…because I want to be everywhere, all the time, and linger in the air. I think I should have been born a concept, like a feeling. Something bittersweet; the kind of feeling that you get when you listen to a folk song about loneliness, and it makes you feel less alone. Or the sweet melancholy of acceptance you feel when you find out that the one you love is happy with someone else. But you smile. You smile when you think about other people’s happiness. And their happiness makes you happier in a way, even though you’re sad. That’s the feeling I was meant to be.”
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I don’t want you to misunderstand me. Drinking has never been my problem. It has always been my solution.
your tongue ring is skanky. you are skanky.
hahahaha, you must not have met me.
come at me, bro
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“Come by and see me, I’m a love letter away.”
—Voxtrot
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